Cow

Teacher: “I asked you to draw a cow and grass, but I only see a cow. Where is grass?”Student: “The cow ate the grass, sir.”

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Two Students

Two students were arguing when their teacher entered the classroom. The teacher says, “Why are you arguing?” One boy answers, “We found a ten dollar bill and decided to give…

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Teacher

An old teacher asked her student, “If I say, ‘I am beautiful,’ which tense is that?” The student replied, “It is obviously past.”

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Little Sally

Little Sally came home from school with a smile on her face, and told her mother, “Frankie Brown showed me his weenie today at the playground!” Before the mother could…

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Mathematiker

Was macht ein Mathematiker, der vor dem Fliegen Angst hat, dass eine Bombe im Flugzeug ist? Er nimmt eine eigene Bombe mit, da die statistische Wahrscheinlichkeit, dass sich in einem…

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